mollhagen

lumps of fat that hang over the side of people's pants.

dude, did you see that mollhagen hanging off of kelsey's waist??

yeah, it looks like lumps of unbaked bread dough.

by Go on a Diet January 26, 2009

Mollie Miller

A person that is very epic and might be a bit to obsessed with frogs sometimes disappears and completely ignores everyone for a long time

She was being a mollie Miller

by Chucknorris9586 July 3, 2021

Mollie

very kind-hearted unless you piss her off, however is still there if you need her! Most Mollie's are hot but they don't know it and are very insecure. They listen to music a lot to get away from things. And loves to perform, Very trust worthy, if you have a mollie you shouldn't let her go as she'll be hard to forget and you won't be able to find someone like her again. Normally has Great Blue Eyes and is a medium height

You can tell she is a Mollie

by KingMKI January 4, 2014

Mollan

An admin or a staff member that barely comes online and doesn't care if the group/server goes through hell.

I swear that mollan is ruining everything. I'm out.

by astiyag June 28, 2020

Molko Unit

A molko unit (mU) is a unit of time first used by some magnet students on a visit to MIT, but has since then swept the east coast of the US. Most importantly, the amount of time that a single molko unit occupies is subject to change, which is what makes this unit of time both versatile and extremely annoying.

Problems can sometimes arise with molko units, as anyone can simply assign an arbitrary length of time to a molko. Therefore, statements regarding time made by molko users will sometimes lead users of the inferior second/minute/hour method astray.

To simplify things and cut down on confusion, experienced molko users tend to gravitate towards one certain length of time for the molko unit, called the Common molko. The exact value of the Common molko (Cm) is unknown; however, it is said to be somewhere around 4.27 seconds.

The origin of the molko unit's name is uncertain, but the widely accepted belief is that it was named for some second-rate anime/manga character by one of his fangirls. There are also some rumors of other related units of time, such as the decamolko, which is always larger than the standard molko, and the millimolko, which is always smaller. These are merely rumors, however.

Fred: Hey, you got the time?
Amy: Yeah, it's 10 to 2.
--Later--
Fred: Can I get the time again?
Amy: Umm... Oh, 10 to 2.
Fred: What?! How?!
Amy: Molko units are flexible and capable of frequent change. In my book, it's always 10 to 2.
Fred: ... Whatever, you need some help.

by The_Awkward_Swan May 16, 2009

black mollies

An old word for the black capsules that medicinal speed came in. Back when speed came in these little black capsules, they were sometimes called Black Beauties. In the South, they were also known as Black Mollies. The capsules resembled the small fish known as the Black Molly. Ask someone from the South what black beauties are and they'll say "oh, black mollies."

Back in the old days, you could get black mollies. Purer than meth.

by Anonime June 15, 2007

Molleywhomped

to hit somebody so hard simply saying rocked doesn't quite describe it

Jon: Oh my god did you see that hit?!

Brandon: Yeah dude he got molleywhomped

by Brandon Hugenberg January 20, 2009