A headmaster who behaves and looks like a mole.
Wondering through the long corridors of a school somewhere in the UK is The Mole. His tireless search for sanitary conditions have led to many exploits involving his mole-like characteristics- one of which is to hoard litter, just like a Womble.
Addressing his sincere lack of intellect can be done in a number of hilarious ways. Laughing out loud during assembly at the amount of times he says the words 'community', 'errrmmm' and 'individual effort' is one way, but is bound to end up decantered by over-zealous deputy-heads. Playing a game of 'Head-Master PinBall' is popular, and at the same time less risky, and involves the act of making a purposeful manouvre towards The Mole while he is walking down the never-ending corridors, and seeing which person refrains from straying from their planned route. The result of this game is somewhat predictable- the pupil always wins- but it never ceases to beckon histerior.
Another way for The Mole to demonstrate his stupidity is to take a Year Assembly. During one of these weekly events, The Mole normally stands motionless for ten minutes in an apparently drug induced fix, and after all the other teachers have had a good moan at us, he wakes up and talks about the dangers of illegal substances. Hypocritical and ironic, both at the same time.
It is well known that The Mole digs his way to work and back every day. Claiming that he owns the Mazda parked outside in the carpark is just a facade to put us off searching for his mole tunnels, and we can prove this theory because we have NEVER seen him actually drive his expensive car.
So, Mole, go and piss of Nebby, and stop getting your minnions to bolluck us!
Wondering through the long corridors of a school somewhere in the UK is The Mole. His tireless search for sanitary conditions have led to many exploits involving his mole-like characteristics- one of which is to hoard litter, just like a Womble.
Addressing his sincere lack of intellect can be done in a number of hilarious ways. Laughing out loud during assembly at the amount of times he says the words 'community', 'errrmmm' and 'individual effort' is one way, but is bound to end up decantered by over-zealous deputy-heads. Playing a game of 'Head-Master PinBall' is popular, and at the same time less risky, and involves the act of making a purposeful manouvre towards The Mole while he is walking down the never-ending corridors, and seeing which person refrains from straying from their planned route. The result of this game is somewhat predictable- the pupil always wins- but it never ceases to beckon histerior.
Another way for The Mole to demonstrate his stupidity is to take a Year Assembly. During one of these weekly events, The Mole normally stands motionless for ten minutes in an apparently drug induced fix, and after all the other teachers have had a good moan at us, he wakes up and talks about the dangers of illegal substances. Hypocritical and ironic, both at the same time.
It is well known that The Mole digs his way to work and back every day. Claiming that he owns the Mazda parked outside in the carpark is just a facade to put us off searching for his mole tunnels, and we can prove this theory because we have NEVER seen him actually drive his expensive car.
So, Mole, go and piss of Nebby, and stop getting your minnions to bolluck us!
Having eaten some fungus that he had found in his desk, The Mole began to witness large pumas playing with his manhood. This turned out to be Mrs Hall, a puma herself.
The Mole continued to talk about communites though, and thought about starting one at the bottom of the Atlantic.
The Mole gave me "environmental duty" the other day. All we did was pick litter out of the bins and used the grabbers to poke innocent Year Sevens.
The Mole continued to talk about communites though, and thought about starting one at the bottom of the Atlantic.
The Mole gave me "environmental duty" the other day. All we did was pick litter out of the bins and used the grabbers to poke innocent Year Sevens.
by Becky Barnet September 2, 2008
Get the The Molemug. To be so hungover that you spent the day in your bed, with your room in darkness, only to leave for a piss. Often happens to those that aren't used to drinking, or by tories.
"Wheres dave?"
"He got too fucked off his horse last night so he's spending the day moled"
"Fucking tory"
"He got too fucked off his horse last night so he's spending the day moled"
"Fucking tory"
by Nick Cleggggy March 2, 2014
Get the Moledmug. If you actually go look up the term 'mole' in the dictionary it has the real meaning. The often derogatory term that people often confuse mole for is MOLL. That's right. M-O-L-L.
moll Audio pronunciation of "moll" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ml)
n. Slang
1. A woman companion of a gunman or gangster.
2. A woman prostitute.
This is where the derogatory term was derived from, so you are infact all spelling it wrong.
Moll - not mole
:)
moll Audio pronunciation of "moll" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ml)
n. Slang
1. A woman companion of a gunman or gangster.
2. A woman prostitute.
This is where the derogatory term was derived from, so you are infact all spelling it wrong.
Moll - not mole
:)
by queenofunowhat August 4, 2006
Get the molemug. A female person of ugly, or dog-ugly, countenance.
Used to describe a person or persons who have prepetrated an act, spoken words, or generally just 'done something' to annoy the user of this word. 'Mole' can be attributed to both males and females .
Used to describe a person or persons who have prepetrated an act, spoken words, or generally just 'done something' to annoy the user of this word. 'Mole' can be attributed to both males and females .
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
Get the Molemug. A) a scientific term used to describe the amount of substance in grams, which has the same number of particles as there are in 12g of carbon 12. One mole of a substance contains 6.023x10`23 particles. This is obviously rad as it shows how tiny atoms and particles really are. They are smaller than bridget the midget and also smaller than the public's estimation of Jeremy Clarkson.
B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.
B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.
Jenkins: "I love the whole idea of a mole. How incredible!"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"
Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"
Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 8, 2006
Get the Molemug. Person 1: Lena is being a real mole today don't you think?
Person 2: Yeah she has been like this for more than a week
Person 2: Yeah she has been like this for more than a week
by moooooocow1 March 15, 2015
Get the Molemug. Adjective
To describe something to be very underground, alternative or condescendently unknown to the general public, usually as a superlative. Slightly synonymous with "cool".
Often used to mock hipsters and elitists alike through parody.
To describe something to be very underground, alternative or condescendently unknown to the general public, usually as a superlative. Slightly synonymous with "cool".
Often used to mock hipsters and elitists alike through parody.
Matt: Dude, have you been to the picture house that opened down the road? They were showing pulp fiction last night.
Dan: Yeah man, it was so mole!
Dan: Yeah man, it was so mole!
by Mr. Gonzo December 4, 2011
Get the Molemug.