moist on

When a womans pussy gets wet and lubricated from sexual excitement.

Michele gets a moist on everytime she fondles a male stripper.

by Iknowthetruth June 29, 2005

moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.

Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.

by Troutman44 December 26, 2016

moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes

person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel

by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015

moistcr1tikal

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.

"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"

by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022

moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.

Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!

by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007

Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller

I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night

by jello132 March 12, 2015

Shoish Moish

This phrase itself is a combination of the terms Shoish and Moish. The combination of the terms is primarily used as a reaction response, but the situation in which it's used usually doesn't matter. It can be a response to something surprising, shocking, disappointing, etc.

The most popular use of this phrase is typically a go-to response or filler phrase to something that doesn't warrant a lengthy one, similar to the words "sheesh," "damn," or even "wow."

1. *Muaaz clutches on de_dust2* "SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A CONTRACT, SHOISH MOISH!!"
2. Damn, bomb down (in CS:GO)!? Shoish Moish
3. "I just spent 3 hours practicing the smokes.." Shoish to the mfn Moish

by brownboymuaaz May 30, 2019