No Deer For A Month

When you are told to do something, but actually have no intention of doing it.

Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.

by royalmike January 2, 2009

Monthly Tugboat

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.

I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.

by PotSton December 6, 2010

moth shot

A traditional moth shot goes as follows:
1.) Prepare 1 clean shot glass for drinking along with 1 moth (preferably alive) and your choice of liquor (70 proof or higher)

2.) Place moth inside shot glass and follow quickly with liquor, submerging the moth and filling the shot glass.

3.) Drink the moth shot.

"It goes down smooth...and tries to climb back up.."

Kevin spotted a month in the corner of his room and attempted to kill it. Jeremy stopped him and proceeded to capture the moth alive and pour him a watery grave of 151 and drank his moth shot happily.

by mightywanderer June 18, 2013

Ligma Awareness Month

July is known as Ligma Awareness Month to spread awareness about the horrible disease Ligma.

July shall be known as Ligma Awareness Month after both Ninja and Supreme Patty lost their lives to this horrible disease.

by That Asian dude Manny July 19, 2018

18 months

according to the hit boy band One Direction, 18 months is 5 years. back in 2015 on James Corden’s carpool karaoke video with One Direction, they stated that they’re taking a well deserved 18 months off, which would take place from 2016-possibly late 2017. as it is october 8th 2020 and they’re still not back together. i don’t blame them, they were overworked and needed the break, who knows, maybe in december after the contract ends they’ll be back. lemme know though:)

louis: 18 months and we’ll be back, don’t worry:) *2016*
*2020 and still nothing:)*

by 28unfuckwitable October 8, 2020

Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021

Truck Month

The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.

Truck Month

by WaterninjaX June 6, 2019