Vicious Mockery

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.

DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.

by RadSpoon July 5, 2021

cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(

Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

mockers

noun: breasts on a man; imitation breasts on a man; a synonym for moobs, man-boobs, man-knockers - with the added twist of 'mock' meaning 'to imitate'.

look pon dem mans dem got bare mockers innit.

by 0ad August 26, 2009

a mocker

combination of "a mod" and "a rocker" coined by a Beatle during the film "a hard day's night", when asked by a reporter to what he is.

"i'm a mocker"

by charlotte corday August 1, 2003

mocker

someone who imitates another person's voice or mannerisms,usually done in jest.

Rich Little is one of the best mockers of all time.

by mocker April 2, 2005

Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.

Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.

by Brabus02 September 25, 2011

Mockerised

To mockerise somone, also known as 'Mocka to the Chocca', is to dominate and humiliate such persons in a game of the players choice, causing you to tear up the massive ground with your genitalia.

One must state dominance by saying "Get mockerised!" "mocha to the chocca bruv!" "Mate i just mockerised you!" or lastly in extreme cases "mocked up!"

Seth: "Hey Kieth get mockerised!" as Seth thrusts the ball through Kieth's legs leaving him humiliated, broken boned and submerged in feces.

by Jolpak December 31, 2013