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montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.
"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"
by karlie5691 December 8, 2007
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Mobtards

Proper Noun: Word replacement used to show someones dislike for the internet application game Mobsters.

Noun: naming of people who play mobsters online who show a lack of intelligence.
"i fucking hate Mobtards."

"i hate all the stupid mobtards on Mobsters"
by METAL BLOOD July 7, 2009
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motarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?
by staticbrain August 17, 2009
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mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form
you are such a mootard!
by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003
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Motard

1) A term used in the U.S. Marine Corps to describe a person that is excessively "motivated" about being in the USMC (military.) He does not think for himself and thinks that whatever the USMC says is ALWAYS right. Follows ALL the rules and consistantly talks about how much he loves the USMC. Sometimes they can be spotted wearing a USMC shirt around. (NOTE: Not all people who wear Marine Corps shirts are Motards, but most Motards wear them quite a bit.)
1) LCpl Benotz: "Dave is such a Motard. He goes to sleep at 2000 (8PM) just to ensure he has more than 8 hours of sleep before PT."

Cpl Schmuckatelli: "Yeah I know, he is so motivated he actually thinks it's wrong to drink underage just because the Marine Corps said so. What a fucking Motard!"
by LCpl Schmuckatelli October 21, 2006
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Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
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motard

a cross between moron and retard
OMG that guy is such a motard!
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