Acronym for "Moldy Old Ass Bachelor"
Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Her: "He's been sitting home alone, on the internet all day, screaming that women are pigs, bragging about a girlfriend he doesn't have"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
by Paltalker October 29, 2017
Mother of all bombs
Massive ordanance air burst
The US armys pride and joy. Perfect example of the amercian way of life, if you can't beat them build something thats the biggest in the world and make it explosive. Maybe used as a deterance maybe used to mass cull humans or seagulls. 1/10th the power of a nuclear device but still powerful enough to destroy a city.
Can also relate to girls
Mother of all b*tc*es
Massive ordanance air burst
The US armys pride and joy. Perfect example of the amercian way of life, if you can't beat them build something thats the biggest in the world and make it explosive. Maybe used as a deterance maybe used to mass cull humans or seagulls. 1/10th the power of a nuclear device but still powerful enough to destroy a city.
Can also relate to girls
Mother of all b*tc*es
radio: inbound MOAB keep clear of the area this ones gonna be big
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dude 1: dude look at that MOAB inbound
dude 2: evacuate the area shes gonna blow!
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dude 1: dude look at that MOAB inbound
dude 2: evacuate the area shes gonna blow!
by shadow_fox April 11, 2005
by sizzlemynizzle April 04, 2003
Mother-Of-All-Beers. Served at Slo-Pokes in dowtown Waco, TX. This 48 oz. beer is sure to start your night of right.
by seaq4 January 30, 2005
Massive Ordinance Anal Burst. When you go to the bathroom and an explosion occurs causing in most cases...backsplash...
by Master of the MOAB July 30, 2009
by UncleNaughtyFingers May 20, 2008
Some bumpersticker on a random Jeep that's meaning is unkown to me. Could be Moses on a Buscuit, Men owning all Bukkake, My Old Anerexcic Bitch, or Marry Owns A Bank.
OMFG you have MOAB!!!!
by AlmightySpleenis August 24, 2005