Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Moses Maneuver

This is a maneuver administered to somebody who is trapped in a conversation with somebody with a voluminous mouth and feels that he has no polite escape. Somebody else (acting as Moses) delivers him (the victim) from bondage by calling their cell phone. The victim will say something like “I really need to take this call”. If the maneuver is successful, the talker (perpetrator) will go away. Also, when the caller identifies himself as Moses, the victim will immediately know what has just happened.

Look! Kevin’s cornered by Sarah. I can tell by the look on his face that he wants “out” of the conversation. I’m going to call his cell and administer the Moses Maneuver.

by The RogueWave February 28, 2009

Mosette

This intelligent beauty inside and out is one of the best to have around. she is the most loyal to her family and friends only if true loyalty is shown back. She can see counterfeit from a mile away. The men love her sweet and sexy lady like persona, she carries herself very classy and modest but also knows how to have a good time. This perfectionist is flawless in every aspect this one is a keeper!

This is one bad chick, attractive, stylish and clever; she is Mosette!

by Im the one you need July 24, 2014

Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

by Filiosp April 14, 2020

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.

"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."

by jc42069 November 21, 2017

Drop a moses

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.

Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.

by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006

let's mosey

Cowboy phrase. "Let us depart, then."

Come on. Let's mosey.

by Digs July 22, 2004