Milton Waddams

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."

by Falkon January 5, 2006

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mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.

Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.

by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

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mistone

To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.

I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!

by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

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