Mitching

A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.

Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!

by I<3toMITCH June 28, 2010

Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.

John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.

by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011

Mitching out

Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.

Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.

by Miss Macon July 28, 2008

methinition

An attempt to define a word while under the influence of amphetamine

See also: Ball Tongue

Only a tweaker can give you the correct methinition

by TwistedXion86 May 16, 2018

Mitchamite

A person from Mitcham with a liking for wearing their wealth, in the form of Elizabeth Duke jewellery. Most commonly seen in gold & lots of it; clowns on chains, gold hoops with diamante detail, 'mum' & 'nan' rings. Usual attire would be sports wear 2 sizes too small.

Yeah, there was a Mitchamite waiting for the 152. I knew they'd try and ponce a fag so I decided to wait till after the bus journey as I was only popping to the Tandem Centre.

by The Hackbridge Hotelier July 2, 2018

Mitchikins

Mitchikins, is a slang for the name Michael. Mitchikins is a shortish boy who likes playing mine craft and includes fudge(ing) abbreviations in almost every sentence. Mitchikins is well suited in the school sports jumper, which is entitled ‘Mitchikin’s dress’. A Mitchikin usually has two friends named Annabelle and Lisa. A Mitchikins follows the "gaming before a test strategy."

AWWWEEE MITCHIKINS THAT’S SUCH A CUTE DRESS!!!!

by lalapoocha November 14, 2019

Mitchin'

Male bitchin'. Unnecessary complaining from the male species.

"Seriously, you're a grown ass man, quit your mitchin'."

by Madheki August 23, 2011