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Mitching

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To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.
“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”
by Feather La August 4, 2007
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Mitchi

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The best person in the world. Loving and amazing.

Also tells great jokes.
"Do you know Mitchi?"
"Oh yeah, they're awesome af!"
by BluepatchTheDog May 23, 2018
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KICKING MITCHIE

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Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.
If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.
by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020
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Mitching Out

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1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.

2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.

3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!

Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!

Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009
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Mitching

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A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.
Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!
by I<3toMITCH June 28, 2010
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Mitching

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The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.
John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.
by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011
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Mitching out

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Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.
Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.
by Miss Macon July 28, 2008
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