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jessica mitchell

A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.
Jessica Mitchell just said that to a teacher
by Uhly girl May 27, 2017
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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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jamie mitchell

someone who has the body count of ten but they were all in switzerland so we don’t know them
Are you a top shagger? Yeah i’m a real Jamie Mitchell
by jbroid December 3, 2019
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JW Mitchell High School

Shitty ass school of hicks that specializes in being ass at everything. Football team is kinda ass and they suck. Fuck mitchell
Me: “JW Mitchell High School fucking sucks”
Mitchell student: “we know”
by Awesome guy 8000 August 30, 2022
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Josh Mitchell ape

Just a straight up dumb cunt like dead set who the fuck would name there kid that. They must be fucked up. Like straight up retarded cunt
Brush he's a fully tarded cunt, must be a "josh Mitchell ape"
by Lol siege sqwad April 28, 2017
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jake mitchell

a person that is sensitive to all noises and he played roblox
'reeeeeeeeeee'"SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM PLAYING ROBLOX"said jake mitchell
by oof oof die in a hole March 24, 2019
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