"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
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Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
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noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.
The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
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Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
Get the farmer's mistress mug.1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil
4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it
7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil
4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it
7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification
Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).
by I said... February 4, 2010
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by soreofhing July 20, 2009
Get the mistress mug.Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.
Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.
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