misvestment

A terrible mistake in money management

Buying that bag of toenails was a huge misvestment.

by RJGM March 16, 2021

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

mities

large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007

Misses

The act of missing someone when they are overseas. You lose interest in all normal activities such as eating, bathing, sleeping, socialising and masturbating. The first week is the hardest then when the second week comes around you are completely numb to any feeling and sit by the phone waiting for your "misses" to contact you. This may happen if you are deeply in love with the person who has gone overseas.

I misses her so much

by ihatecrybabies May 22, 2009

misiaszek

One hell of a guy. He can be the young hip cool guy you see walking around your local grocery store, or he could be your best friend, your healthy brotien shake. If you've never seen a Misiaszek its because they're incredibly rare, and they make up most of the general population of Rhode Island. They also dwell in dry deserts like Arizona, and Easter Island. In Polish, Misiaszek actually means "teddy bear" which is perfect because most of them are. Except one who is a flaming racist. If you ever encounter a Misiaszek, you should probably thank him for all the good he or she has done for society and hive him or her $100.

I named my stuffed teddy bear Misiaszek because he's my best friend, and in general, he's a great stuffed animal who's gonna run for POTUS and probably win.

by Sh'dynsty41 October 23, 2017

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.

“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”

by Manbearpaige August 14, 2020

misties

The residual weed smoke from a previous hit. Known to eminate from the mouth hole of the somking apparatus. Stingy smokers claim misties as part of their hit, but we all know if you start it, you finish it. Named for it's similarity to mist, or something like that.

EX:
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."

by neo-weedterminology May 7, 2011