midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3

Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC

by Midgetrights December 22, 2020

Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell

"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"

by mr_pr December 11, 2006

Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

by Benge October 24, 2005

Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.

Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!

by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008