Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

minisink

Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no one can keep a god damn secret. y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, I go to Pinebush! Where do you go?

Dude 2: Minisink.

Dude 1: You fucking fetus!

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.

Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!

by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010

Minimum McWage

The amount of money that a Mcdonalds employee most likely makes. Which is usually $7.25 an hour.

Dude, I wanted to buy a ring for my girlfriend for our one year anniversary... problem is that the ring is $2,500, and with my job making minimum McWage there's no way I can get it right now.

by adambenner September 30, 2013

Minisink

A school full of rednecks and furries. A problem.

Person: Minisink? How about no.

by Veqtas November 8, 2019

Minimod

A Minimod is a person who acts as they have moderator permissions on a Discord server. They will act like dicks and will notify you when breaking a rule and telling you that you will be warned about your violation. The most common thing they will try to do is to give themselves the "role" of chat helper. Most of the times minimods are going to be warned by the actual staff of the server.

Do not respond to these people as they will accuse you of being a Minimod while not realising their mistakes. Also, if there is a rule on the server which prohibits minimodding, most of the times drama will begin and the chat is going to be filled with dumb fucks. Avoid Minimods as much as you can.

"plz do not be a Minimod"

by FreshNick February 28, 2020