by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009
Get the Mexican Mini Van mug.One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.
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by monski315 September 24, 2005
Get the Mini Van Driver mug.DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
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Get the mini-vomit mug.1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
by MK March 20, 2005
Get the Fat mini-van driver mug.when a pimple/zit is popped just before or during a social event, and blood begins to seep out soon after. This person will be completely unaware of their mini-volcano, but it can easily be noticed by others. A kind friend will point this out to help his buddy avoid embarrassment.
teen with mini-volcano: hey todd, when does class begin?
todd(buddy): in 10 minutes, but you may wanna take care of that mini-volcano.
todd(buddy): in 10 minutes, but you may wanna take care of that mini-volcano.
by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009
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