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Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire 

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.
"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."
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Millitant atheist 

A person who follows and defends the ideology of atheism, often abusing those who seem to stand in their way. They will not accept any argument against their ideology, often mimicking the very thing they claim to detest.
Richard Dawkins is considered a millitant atheist

Fuck you Jesus I will eat your feces
Millitant atheist by Demonkiller111 February 26, 2014
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Milijana 

Milijana is an original. She is beautiful. Fun. Friendly. A bit crazy but not out of control. She loves people and people love her. She is funny and loves to laugh and have a good time. She is responsible and independent. She is confident and walks with her head held high. Guys love her and girls want to be her. Princess Milijana was a Montenegrin princess. Milijana was socially very influential at the Russian imperial court in the early 20th century.
Milijana is the princess.
Milijana by theking224 February 5, 2010

Twopence ha'penny millionaire 

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

adam milligan 

Adam Milligan is a character in the CW show Supernatural, who gets stuck in Hell because of Sam and Dean. Mostly Sam. Nobody cares if he's still in Hell right now
Adam Milligan: Sam help me11!!!!! Im stuck in hell....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAM: GOD ADAM STOP BEING A WHINY BITCH, NOBODY CARES!
adam milligan by AngeliAssButt April 13, 2014

tax-time millionaire 

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.
Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.

milligan coke nose 

When you pour 1/2g of cocaine onto a well used prostitutes anus then on your command she flatuates to drive the blow up your nose.
getting high has never smelt so bad as when i had a milligan coke nose.