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Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.
No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.
by Matt May 17, 2004
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Millimeter Peters

A young gentlemen who is a sniper on the pitch of a sport
by jeffgay August 4, 2007
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Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.
Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"
by JellyBeanz March 7, 2015
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millimeter peter

wow he’s got a brandt totally a millimeter peter
by millimeter peter January 6, 2021
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millimeter peter

wow he’s got such a brandt aka a millimeter peter
by millimeter peter January 6, 2021
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Millimeter defeater

Joshua Dunn and tiger li has a millimeter defeater
by Luka C October 2, 2023
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Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!
"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."
by thebrddd November 21, 2023
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