Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

Mommy Milky

A slang term originated in central FL. Nobody knows what it means but it’s randomly used in multiple contexts.

Damn bro, mommy milky.
I’m so sorry for your loss! Mommy milky.
Your sister can’t find out about this, mommy milky though.

by MediumDaddyJohnson October 7, 2021

Silky Milky's

Big natural breasts.

That girl got some Silky Milky's

by Colin A Ware December 16, 2008

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.

Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.

by PDHB October 21, 2013

Milky Hitler

When a man ejaculates on a girls upper lip thus giving her a sperm version of Hitler’s mustache.

I gave Jenny a milky hitler last night.

by DankToaster27 July 17, 2019

sweet milky seat

term used to describe ejaculation.

used in the system of a down song vicinity of obcenity.
sweet milky seat.

by buttfuck12345678 May 29, 2010

milky pirate

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.

Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.

by driscoll January 11, 2007