An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"
by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004
Get the Milford Cubicle mug.It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.
Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
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by Dr.V May 20, 2009
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Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.
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by Verus February 4, 2010
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