Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

by Hitlerr May 31, 2007

Midge

A person who talks with a high squeaky voice.

A midge is like a young boy how hasn't hit puberty, a girl with a little voice.

by Gmanhomeslice March 28, 2009

midge

a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.

by jon213 January 22, 2004

midge

A very small person in all regards.

Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.

by Uglor September 6, 2006

Midg

n. A blatant homosexual of small stature. Thinks Sl00t is his girlfriend, but she is simply a whore. Firm supporter of censorship. Firm supporter of anal sex.

For Boner's sake Midg, you are a fag.

by 166 April 10, 2004

midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

by Brad198910 July 18, 2006

Midged

An adjective denoting something ridiculously or comically messed up, fucked up, or twisted

“Dude did you see Kara’s freak out after she railed all those lines? It was midged as fuck.”

“Yeah that guy who always walks around town with a trench coat on at night is super midged.”

by G W Fan September 14, 2021