reverse Michaelangelo

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.

"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

by Holden_Magroin May 9, 2010

Michaelangelo

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.

Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!

by saramary123 November 10, 2009

Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

Michelangelo

Michelangelo (originally Michaelangelo), nickname Mike or Mikey, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media.

First appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 (May 1984) Michelangelo

by Batman397 January 24, 2019

michelangelo

italian: the name michelangelo means close to god ,saintly , or gods messenger or warrior, also the coolest ninja turtle , he is also very nice good hearted and strong willed altough he can be annoying he is good to his freinds and girl

michelangelo comes from the bible ask ,old italian people

by fbjaehfiuhaihwfiuwefhcdsa January 30, 2012

Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

by Poop Artist December 5, 2011

Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009