mehsexual

mehsexual - meaning you don't care about others sexual preferences, however you are straight.

are you gay? Nar man I'm mehsexual.

by terry collins March 1, 2011

mexex

edgy anime lover that hates mods and is active in chat 24/7 because he has nothing better to do

stop being such a mexex

by mexex May 11, 2020

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

mexosexual

A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overall be beautiful, BUT JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. So they end up wearing "designer jeans" from Target, Dolce Gabbana glasses that say made in China, and having to pluck their own eyebrows. Terrible!

If they are lucky enough to be able to afford a few nice pieces of clothing, they wear that same damn outfit everyday!!

A mexosexual is that "Latin" guy you see walking down the street, with only 2 buttons done on his shirt exposing his bare chest, tight jeans, and that blinged out belt buckle. And don't forget the cowboy boots, because they can't afford the Gucci's.

by Ashley and Tony February 25, 2009

Tex-Mex-Sex

Having sex with a person from Texas who is mexican. This word is particularly used for an attractive mexican female.

A: I'm going to Texas next week! Gonna meet a mexican Girl.

B: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Mex-Sex!!

by LeeSinToMe April 1, 2014

mensexual

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.

My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.

by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018

text messex

Having sex via text message, similar to phone sex or cybering.

We're not allowed to talk on the phone, so we have text messex.

by Pope Chris XIX January 8, 2009