VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

Metrowerks

The programm that is used to make java applacations in a windows based enviorment useing the mindstimilateing phrases like System.out.println("teh n00b"); that could just be simplyfied to Print.da.line("teh n00b"); but isnt so you have to use copy and paste in order to save time and $$...

-Wat u doing this weekend
-Dude I am going 2 b typing on my new Metrowerks Code Warrior Programm!!!!1
-Aw Shweet, cn I cum over!!!!!1

by Buba Lu May 9, 2006

metrotard

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

by rachiebear October 20, 2006

Metropais

A fatherless man or boy who takes on the emotional and attitudinal traits of his often emotional, aggressive, and bitter mother or other current or former female guardian in his life. While the man or boy may outwardly appear masculine in every way, his behavior when faced with stress or conflict quickly become emotional and irrational.

He's being such a metropais by freaking out at the customer service counter that the jeans won't fit him and are in a color he likes.

by E_jeck November 14, 2025

hoërskool menlopark

Ew

“ Hoërskool menlopark”
“Ew”

by Dj poopi October 5, 2020