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Methuen

A city in massachusetts where everyone fucking smokes, fucks in the cars behind the loop and does fucked up shit mostly the town is full of stoners and a lot of sewer lobsters
Methuen is a city in massachusetts
by S-X_MVmuthafucka June 20, 2007
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methene

A molecule hidden by scientists and scientologists alike that very few know about.
It has a chemical formula of CH0 and does not naturally occur.
This methene gas has three unusual properties...
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methuen high

An orange and puke green building consisting of no walls. Even more of a shithole than Methuen itself. Best known for turkey slop days.
by Dan April 4, 2005
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Methuen

Massachusetts' Gaza Strip: poverty-stricken, war-torn, and full of smelly Arabs.

Combined with Lawrence, this place creates a shithole which reeks up the rest of the Merrimack Valley pretty bad. About 90% of the residents are poor and on welfare. Anyone who says "Methuen is better and richer than Lawrence" has obviously never lived in either. The truth is, Methuen is just a run-off of Lawrence where all the White and slightly richer Hispanic people have gone to live because Lawrence is too crowded. Twenty years ago, it was a giant refugee camp for all the Lebs and various Latino groups trying to escape their fucked up countries, and as one would figure they all ended up bringing their host countries' problems with them. It's not unusual to see Leb families trying to cram their 30+ cousins into the projects in the suburban part or a 12-year old kid selling drugs on Broadway. Methuen's main site of commerce, The Loop, has to be the biggest emo hangout spot in the entire country.
Methuen a great place to live if you love drugs, immigrants, and carjackings.
by Former Methuen Resident September 13, 2009
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methree

When some female wrongly accuses a male of sexual harassment either for revenge, fun, attention or whatever and the man pulls a methree movement on her. You ( the female ( s) involved) , me and my lawyer .
If that girl in the office thinks she's going to lie on me, I'll pull a methree movement on her.
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Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole
Methuen is a shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005
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methpen

a pen that uses liquid Sudafed at as ink, often used to cut meth

often written "ʍethpen" in true G circles
Methpen is a real word, what do you cut YOUR meth with?
by Bromrad Brosef Stalin March 5, 2011
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