mythologize

The tendancy toward fantastical exaggeration as applied to any given event, personage or statement as a method of establishing veracity or plausibility, however unlikely.

Ok, so the biblical flood required animals to be gathered 'from the four corners of the earth'; marsupials from Australia, spider species specific only to the African rainforest, Pandas from Asia..that's 100 million+ animals, all within walking distance of the mythologized infamous ark?

by YAWA January 22, 2018

messology

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology

Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.

by todtv October 27, 2011

Greek Mythology

A series in myths which often start from Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and hospitality, feeling usually aroused and in need to have sexual intercourse with a woman who most likely just wants to go on with her life.

Person A: Wow, this statue of Zeus is incredible! I bet he was really cool in his time.
Person B (who knows): …Sure, sure he was.
Person A: Why are you looking at me like that? Doesn't he have a lot of cool kids in Greek Mythology.
Person B: Yep, let's go with that.

by ChaoticChaos April 8, 2023

methological

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.

My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.

by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

Mehology

The Study of not caring

Climate change was getting me down to I took a course in Mehology.

A: How do you feel about climate change?
B: Meh

by Ralphicous November 6, 2009

memeology

The study of crap that actually matters, make people laugh, and gives suicidal reason to live.

My suicidal ferret discovered memeology and his depression was cured.

by prager22 August 30, 2018

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018