Leah Messer

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!

by trickbiatch March 16, 2012

Messerly

To have a masculine muff.

Oh man, that dude's muff is totally messerly.

by HelloImKuniaki August 27, 2013

Messerschmidt

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.

"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."

by manowar27 January 28, 2014

messner

nice, sweet and a very hot name

messner is very cute

by cute234567 October 28, 2015

messpert

An expert in making a mess

After practicing the art of making a mess my whole life, I have finally become a messpert!

by The Jo Effect October 27, 2016

messer’d up

The act of ruining a second, third, and fourth chance by means of consuming excessive amounts of alcohol resulting in bad decisions that ruin your career.

Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!

by Not-McCollough December 20, 2017

Messere

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".

by vinniemash November 27, 2011