A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.
The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025
Get the Monitor and Merrimack mug.(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.
by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014
Get the Mentor of Merrymaking mug.Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.
by Ryan C L March 10, 2010
Get the zack merrick mug.The amazingly talented and attractive bassist for Maryland-based pop/punk band All Time Low. Has a nose ring and several tattoos, and can be easily identified by his green sleeveless All Over It hoodie, which seems to be just about all he wears...
by yourstar November 20, 2007
Get the zack merrick mug.1) To be denied a chance to make your case.
2) The act of not granting an individual an interview or audience to be questioned for a position an individual has been nominated - despite the individual being perfectly qualified for said position.
Stemming from what Republican lawmakers did to Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland.
2) The act of not granting an individual an interview or audience to be questioned for a position an individual has been nominated - despite the individual being perfectly qualified for said position.
Stemming from what Republican lawmakers did to Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland.
by streetlightserenader February 6, 2017
Get the Merricked mug.Full name Zachary Steven Merrick. The bassist and backing vocals for All Time Low, a pop-punk band. Zack also plays guitar for acoustic shows. He graduated from Towson High School in 2006. He changes his hair a lot, often wears bandanas, and has a nose ring and tatoos. He doesn't talk a lot. He was also on the Mtv dating show "Exposed."
by l-sizzzzzle October 18, 2008
Get the zack merrick mug.The cutest/sexiest bassist ever! He plays for All Time Low and has a rockin' body. He doesn't talk much, but we all wish he wasn't so shy because he really is amazing. Skateboards reallly great, likes photography, and can play guitar with no pick! <3 Attractive, talented, and charming what more could you ask for?
PERSON "A"--Omg I met Zack Merrick from All Time Low!
PERSON "B"-- NOWAY! You mean the boy who's an amazing bassist, and has one sexy body?!
PERSON "A"-- DUH! who else?!
PERSON "B"-- NOWAY! You mean the boy who's an amazing bassist, and has one sexy body?!
PERSON "A"-- DUH! who else?!
by atlfan<3 January 23, 2011
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