yer_mer

The word "insanity" has a new meaning. Sitting alone in a house in a small village like town in Scotland, causing relentless chaos on the Internet. Featuring heavily @ many Lightning Bolt concerts. Tricking many heavy metalheads into downloading things not too "Metal". Some people don't know who to blame, I blame Jandek, his "master". Do NOT trust this guy.

You think sucking up to the Sandwich will save you. WRONG!

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK March 20, 2005

mer

An expression of nonchalance and impassiveness, commonly used in situations that require less-than-sufficient answers. May be used to express a variety of emotional states, the essences of which are indicated by the tone of the speaker.

Origin: San Diego, CA, circa 2003.

After thinking of all the day's events and realizing that it's an immense task in itself to summarize everything: one simply sighs to his or her companions, "mer..."

by Christine January 29, 2005

Mer

A nickname for someone who is a mermaid or like a mermaid. Generally the person loves the ocean and all things related to the sea.

She swam in the ocean just like a true mer.

by Ariel flounder fish December 6, 2012

mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

by skeet:skeet March 24, 2007

mer

word for any situation, whether its awkward or not. Mer is mostly used when you have nothing else to say. It does not help fix awkward situations, but can sometimes make them worse or more awkward, but if used correctly can be an icebreaker/ good transition to new conversation. Can be known as a lifesavor in certain situations, or used to express complete disappointment.

"want to hang out tonight?" "Sorry, I already have plans." "Boo, you whore." "MER.

by severussnape7 November 30, 2010

Mer-ma-ner

This is a mulipurpose word. You can use it as an insult, or you can use it when you forget the real name. It also works well to get away from people you don't like. Scream mer-ma-ner and walk away as they sit there contemplating what it means. It can also take the place of someone's name.

Mer-ma-ner is such an ass.

by Piper January 22, 2005

mer-chav

A chav who lives by the sea i.e southend, folkestone, dover

southend is proper skank, full of dirty mer-chavs!

by shut-up March 22, 2010