menabolism

The metabolism of men

Men have a menabolism so they can eat lots of food, women cant.

by Zwils July 9, 2011

methabolism

Weight loss due to methamphetamine habits. Amout of weight lost depends on how frequently/much the substance is abused.

"Have you seen Rebecca lately? She's beginning to look sickly. I think she has a high methabolism."

by littleoinkers94 March 30, 2017

Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005

Mantabolism

How quickly you grow facial hair

dude our lunchlady has some mantabolism she grew that mustache in a day

by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

mentalism

Fake mind-reading that celebrities such as Derren Brown practice on TV to look impressive, otherworldly, or mysterious, when it's all just psychology and not really that good.

That Derren Brown off the telly does mentalism to make himself look magic - what a cunt!

by TheHeianAlien August 22, 2019