Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

Menstrual Tea

The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it

My girls on the rag tonight boys! Looks like its time for some menstrual tea

by Da Lovebutton December 30, 2012

Menstrual Cup

A reusable cup-shaped device that is placed inside the vagina to collect menstrual flow.

The girl inserted a menstrual cup into her vagina to stop her from bleeding in her underwear.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Menstrualberry

Bits of blood clots found during a womens menstrual flow.

Gee, Jamie! What's that stuck between your teeth? Looks like a menstrualberry to me!

by SemiMicro August 11, 2006

Menstrual Period

A bloody waste of fucking time.

The menstrual period is a series of physiological changes that can occur in fertile females.

by Zack5779 November 3, 2010

Menstrual Cyclist

A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle

The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!

by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009