polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

ménage à un

A ménage à un is the art of self satisfaction aka masturbation.

"I'm going to go blow off some sexual tension and have a ménage à un."

by Koney May 6, 2009

menage a deux

Deep or soulful Intimacy between two people

Menage A Deux is Two Lovers Having Private And Passionate Sex

by guesswho1989 September 17, 2013

Mentage

When something is going to be both mental and carnage.

The rave tonight is going to be mentage

by Dbwkalalal July 17, 2018

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010

Ménage à twin

The act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.

Mike is fucking Brittany and Erica in the smush room; a true ménage à twin.

by lbeesntdeirx August 23, 2011