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Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009
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Mellony

charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward
Omg you wanna be like mellony she is always not awkward
by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018
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Mellons

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.
Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!
by Head Kelly March 31, 2009
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mellon head

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs
that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head
by fred rek June 22, 2006
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melonade

1) A tasty fruity 'ade made from melons.
2) Best when drank out of a tall glass, after eating Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.
"Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallooowwwwwssssss..."
by cruste January 28, 2003
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Mellonikus

n
1. A semi famous player of the half-life 2 mods, ZPS and ZM, who has a sensational love for melon kegs and zombie brains.
P1 "Dammit mellonikus why did you have to run to the end of red queen without us?"
P2 "FOR TEH MELON KEGS!"
by Mellonikus October 5, 2009
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mellons

Large womans frontage; mammary glands for the purpose of milk produce for new born child. Alternatively great for sucking and squeezing!
Get a load of her Mellons, they're huge!
by Ponk June 19, 2005
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