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Meatard

A person who eats animal products and experinces extreme cognitive dissonance when a vegan talks about veganism.
Vegan: Eating animals today is unnecessary as we can get all the nutrients and vitamins we need from plants.
Meatard: Animals eat animals tho, lions tho, protein tho, history tho, circle of life tho...
Vegan: You just can’t have a logical debate with a meatard...
by O’G July 17, 2018
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mega tard

Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation

"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation

"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
by fry15 January 13, 2009
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Megatarianism

Offsetting ones carbon footprint from flying by abstaining from meat consumption prior to a flight (one week for short-haul, 2week for long-haul).
I'm practicing megatarianism this week before my flight to Hawaii.
by Moruzzi June 3, 2018
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Metatard

Someone who engages in the Meta-game of online games, so deeply is his/her addiction to it, they live it each day, each hour and let it define their lives by it.

"Eve online/MMO" is a great example of this behavior as is any game with a thriving/ active "Meta" Community there are always those who thrive in this virtual world of spying, doxxing and data-mining peoples personal information for a in-game advantage.
"Holy fuck this twat is one huge Metatard."

"Ignore them, they are huge Metatards"

"Oh no..... he has gone full MetaTard"
by Clearly a Inside Job February 1, 2019
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Megatarian

A school where you learn to shoot wild T-Rexes.
Person 1: what kind of school do you go to?
Person 2: a megatarian school
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: a school where you learn to shoot wild T-Rexes
Person 1: oh.
by CaptainRavioli198 July 24, 2023
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Meatard

"uhh sorry i don't eat meat... I'm slightly meatarded"
by Josh Vinson July 1, 2008
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megahard

i got megahard after seeing that loli
by black loli August 2, 2018
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