involving one very
overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in
mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while
screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like
something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of
mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath
the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.