by Zynilical August 11, 2021
Get the A Mega Knight Usermug. This user is a legitimate cuck and should burn in hell for all of eternity. Due to lack of parental guidance and a father, A Mega knight user can be found with all the other scum of the earth, at the bottom of waste bins among others of its species. This includes, E-Giant, Balloon, Golem users and Adolf Hitler . Anything that has described a diarrhoea filled thrift shop toilet can also describe this person.
by smarta than u March 4, 2022
Get the Mega Knight Usermug. involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
by smackarooskii October 10, 2025
Get the The Mega Knightmug. by Hitlersleftfoot November 24, 2021
Get the Mega Knightmug. A legendary card in clash royale, known for being used almost exclusively in midladder and hated by every person who doesn't play it themselves.
"I SWEAR TO GOD! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING MEGA KNIGHT SPAMMED AT THE GOD DAMN BRIDGE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! HOLY SHIT, MIDLADDER MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!" -Lava and non-mega knight users
"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player
"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player
by Lava_ May 1, 2024
Get the Mega Knightmug. A doctor, employing boxing gloves, entering a controlled environment of a delivery room where a mature female was actively giving birth. The professional intervened by initiating a controlled elevation maneuver specifically, a downward application of force, referred to as a jump, onto the patient's stomach in order to help out a bit with the delivery process.
by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy September 29, 2025
Get the mega knight stylemug.