Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."
by Mary Mac May 3, 2007
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Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.
Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."
Babcock: "That's what she said.."
Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."
Babcock: "That's what she said.."
Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."
by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008
Get the meatstick mug.A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.
Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.
Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.
Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.
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by Big Bear June 16, 2003
Get the grease old mr meatstick mug.I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.
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