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by nhoj October 29, 2003
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Meatstick

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.
Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."
by Mary Mac May 3, 2007
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meatstick

Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.
Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."

Babcock: "That's what she said.."

Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."
by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008
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meatstick

A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.
Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.

Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.
by Dizzy15 September 22, 2012
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Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.
Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010
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grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
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Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.
I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.
by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011
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