A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.
I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.
by Gussamer May 1, 2019
Get the phantom meat locker mug.by Big Ole Black Daddy November 16, 2005
Get the Meat Locker mug.When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.
John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 9, 2019
Get the Litchfield Meat Locker mug.When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020
Get the Mongolian Meat Locker mug.The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce
Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor
by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023
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