Purple Meat Curtain 

The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia

Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?

Purple Meat Curtain by Jymmetry November 7, 2016

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

Melbourne meat curtain by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Stuffing The Meat Curtain 

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

Stuffing The Meat Curtain by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Cheesy meat curtains 

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

Cheesy meat curtains by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

meat curtains by Snu November 7, 2003

meat curtins 

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef

lori has a huge set of meat curtins

meat curtins by truefate May 20, 2004