meaglethepotatoe

Even though this guy is a fucking midget being 5,5 he is still able to carry anyone in valorant even ZANITY, he is one of the smartest out of his friends yet still struggles to reach the top shelf, his brain may be big but he isn't, guess his genetics fucked him over as well as evolution. We are all superior to him in every other way except valorant and school, for example we can use tinder he can't. GG WP

meaglethepotatoe HOW CAN HE REACH THE DESK TO PLAY THE GAME

by void24creed October 27, 2020

Mearle

Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.

Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.

"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".

"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"

"Fuck oath, what a chap!"

by Kevinbacon021187 December 13, 2018

measly

contemptibly small, meager, or slight

They paid me a measly fifteen dollars for a day's work.

by melher27 February 25, 2011

Measter

to go into a rage and disband your alliance over something stupid

Can you believe that leader could not handle the pressure?

Ya he meastered his entire alliance

by grepoguy January 7, 2012

spread like measels

when a subject or topic has remained remotely underground, and suddenly becomes very popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

measlies

Snowfall that results in minimal accumulation, and hence minimal stoke levels for skiers and snowboarders.

"Did it snow last night?"
"Yeah, but just measlies"

by big_snack December 3, 2016

meadley

original second name for a amazing english faimly the women usualy being mental retards and the men being big rugby playing fools.

yo whos that crazy fool

looks liek a meadley to me

by donkeyyysag August 11, 2009