An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium
2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
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Get the Sick Boy Method mug.the Tuck Method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. To use the Tuck Method you simply tuck your erect penis into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. Warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
Let's say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. To avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the Tuck Method.
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Get the the Tuck Method mug.A phenomenon which typifies Murphy's law. The absolute worst possible outside circumstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. Greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.
An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.
An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.
1) While driving to a friend's wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.
2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.
3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors
2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.
3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors
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1. Street Theater and/or Brighting
Are there cars or trucks with their headlights On always on the roadside or in driveways along YOUR route almost every time you go out?
Or Open Car doors or Trunks during the day or even both. Is there people getting in Or out of cars just as you go by way too often than normal?
Or car's flashers and horns going off near you alot more than usual?
Are strange events happening in pairs or patterns of twos…etc.?
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2. Home Sabotage and illegal entry
Are you experiencing home break-ins with no sign of forced entry but small disruptions or sabotage?
Example: New Dirt on floor, Sabotage of mechanical devices - TV, Furnace, pipes,AC outlets, computer sabotage, mail messed up.. etc.
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3. Vehicle Sabotage and illegal entry
Is your vehicle being sabotaged or messed up which is much more unusual than normal wear and tear?
Example: Water in the Gas, Panels come unscrewed, Red Transmission fluid Leaks on the ground. Jell-O in the tank, door or trunk that you locked is now Open.
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4. Traffic mobbing
Is there a noticeable increase in traffic by your house?
Example. Bikes, pedestrians, Cars, Pickups Can be as much as 30-40 more per day. Also Planes overhead. When you leave your home the timing is such that you see much of this!
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5. Same Time Entry/Exit
When entering or leaving your home, is one of your neighbors there waiting and then entering or leaving his home at the same time.
Ex. Pulling into your driveway, then a neighbor already sitting in his car starts pulling out of his driveway.
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6. Work Sabotage and illegal entry
Is there any undetected break-ins at work to mess things up and make it look like your fault, Or are your previously friendly coworkers now trying to mess you up?
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7. Store mobbing
Is there any mobbing when standing in lines at stores, Or does the parking lot fill up alot more after you get there?
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8. Vehicle threat
Have you been almost hit by a car, run off the road where you thought it was intentional or do you pickup someone with road rage everytime you go out? Are you being followed or Led by any vehicles?
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9. Ruined relationships
Are your friendships and acquaintances going sour or talking in the same catch phrase even though they do not know each other?
Or do your friends or strangers know something about you that you never told them?
Ex. Something happens that you may or may not be aware of and your friend’s response is not as nice as it always was.
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10. Public rudeness / Anchoring
Do you get rude stares, bumps or unexpected actions or talk from people you do not know or strange chat from strangers on the internet like they know you?
Ex. Anchoring - In Gang Stalking, Anchoring is used to make the target have fear with things happening in your daily life that considered to be
normal. That can be done with frequent demonstrations. The key is the frequency just like other GangStalking methods. For example, People show you a pen every where you go, and their attitude is rude or crazy against you. You don't know them. You just wonder what's going on. Imagine that happens everyday, for a week, for a month, fora year, then, that makes you have fear with a pen. In this case, a pen is ANCHORED with your state of fear. It can be
anything. A cell phone, notebook computer, a medical mask, clothes of the same color, anything.
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1. Street Theater and/or Brighting
Are there cars or trucks with their headlights On always on the roadside or in driveways along YOUR route almost every time you go out?
Or Open Car doors or Trunks during the day or even both. Is there people getting in Or out of cars just as you go by way too often than normal?
Or car's flashers and horns going off near you alot more than usual?
Are strange events happening in pairs or patterns of twos…etc.?
-
2. Home Sabotage and illegal entry
Are you experiencing home break-ins with no sign of forced entry but small disruptions or sabotage?
Example: New Dirt on floor, Sabotage of mechanical devices - TV, Furnace, pipes,AC outlets, computer sabotage, mail messed up.. etc.
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3. Vehicle Sabotage and illegal entry
Is your vehicle being sabotaged or messed up which is much more unusual than normal wear and tear?
Example: Water in the Gas, Panels come unscrewed, Red Transmission fluid Leaks on the ground. Jell-O in the tank, door or trunk that you locked is now Open.
-
4. Traffic mobbing
Is there a noticeable increase in traffic by your house?
Example. Bikes, pedestrians, Cars, Pickups Can be as much as 30-40 more per day. Also Planes overhead. When you leave your home the timing is such that you see much of this!
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5. Same Time Entry/Exit
When entering or leaving your home, is one of your neighbors there waiting and then entering or leaving his home at the same time.
Ex. Pulling into your driveway, then a neighbor already sitting in his car starts pulling out of his driveway.
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6. Work Sabotage and illegal entry
Is there any undetected break-ins at work to mess things up and make it look like your fault, Or are your previously friendly coworkers now trying to mess you up?
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7. Store mobbing
Is there any mobbing when standing in lines at stores, Or does the parking lot fill up alot more after you get there?
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8. Vehicle threat
Have you been almost hit by a car, run off the road where you thought it was intentional or do you pickup someone with road rage everytime you go out? Are you being followed or Led by any vehicles?
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9. Ruined relationships
Are your friendships and acquaintances going sour or talking in the same catch phrase even though they do not know each other?
Or do your friends or strangers know something about you that you never told them?
Ex. Something happens that you may or may not be aware of and your friend’s response is not as nice as it always was.
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10. Public rudeness / Anchoring
Do you get rude stares, bumps or unexpected actions or talk from people you do not know or strange chat from strangers on the internet like they know you?
Ex. Anchoring - In Gang Stalking, Anchoring is used to make the target have fear with things happening in your daily life that considered to be
normal. That can be done with frequent demonstrations. The key is the frequency just like other GangStalking methods. For example, People show you a pen every where you go, and their attitude is rude or crazy against you. You don't know them. You just wonder what's going on. Imagine that happens everyday, for a week, for a month, fora year, then, that makes you have fear with a pen. In this case, a pen is ANCHORED with your state of fear. It can be
anything. A cell phone, notebook computer, a medical mask, clothes of the same color, anything.
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Some very strange things started happening to me after a psychopathic person I know got very mad because he/she felt threatened!
I came home one day and found dirt on the floor and some things messed up and moved around. There was no visable signs of forced entry. My vehicle was broken into and the radio station was changed and the headlight switch was turned on and Some panels were unscrewed.
Thanks to this dictionary, I found that I am not crazy. These are two of the Gang Stalking methods. I am being Gang Stalked! These events will be recorded and reported!
I came home one day and found dirt on the floor and some things messed up and moved around. There was no visable signs of forced entry. My vehicle was broken into and the radio station was changed and the headlight switch was turned on and Some panels were unscrewed.
Thanks to this dictionary, I found that I am not crazy. These are two of the Gang Stalking methods. I am being Gang Stalked! These events will be recorded and reported!
by MRGs February 23, 2006
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