by Screwed Up November 22, 2010
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Whilst gallivanting around with Laney, Jason saw something that both troubled and overwhelmed him with an unreserved, and seemingly familiar infatuation. Like a shining beacon of truth, the billboard’s words touched him like no poet could ever hope to - “The McRib is back!” The golden arches of glory, once a mere glimmer on the horizon, awoke something inside him he knew to be incorruptible - McRibmania. As if mandated from the heavens, he traversed four lanes of traffic (nearly striking several elderly pedestrians and one small child), keeping steadfast to that ghostly jewel that captivated and enamored his very essence.
“What the HELL are you doing” screamed Laney, her high-pitched voiced piercing his ears like a verbal blade. Like a tidal wave of emotions, his mind was flooded with feelings of intense fury and remorse.
Jason knew he had faltered, that he made a mistake - a mistake that he needed to rectify forthwith. With one swift motion, as if rehearsed or committed to memory, Jason reached across the passenger seat, threw open the door and kicked the unwelcome transient to the curb. Left in tears and questions, Laney watched her former suitor squeal out of that familiar parking lot. With a sigh of relief and treasure in hand (and partially in mouth), he drove into that uncharted expanse - never questioning his judgment and never looking back.
“What the HELL are you doing” screamed Laney, her high-pitched voiced piercing his ears like a verbal blade. Like a tidal wave of emotions, his mind was flooded with feelings of intense fury and remorse.
Jason knew he had faltered, that he made a mistake - a mistake that he needed to rectify forthwith. With one swift motion, as if rehearsed or committed to memory, Jason reached across the passenger seat, threw open the door and kicked the unwelcome transient to the curb. Left in tears and questions, Laney watched her former suitor squeal out of that familiar parking lot. With a sigh of relief and treasure in hand (and partially in mouth), he drove into that uncharted expanse - never questioning his judgment and never looking back.
by JDMGio November 2, 2010
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by rodarookski March 13, 2010
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by Borda June 21, 2016
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McRib is a sexual act in with a anorexic girl who's ribs are sticking out so much that they can be used to preform a act similar to the "Titty Fuck" A act in which the female uses her titties to pleasure you going up and down.
Brian: Hey Eric did you fuck your girl last night?
Eric: Yeah man of course
Brian: What sexual position did you use?
Eric: I fucked that bitch McRib Style.
Eric: Yeah man of course
Brian: What sexual position did you use?
Eric: I fucked that bitch McRib Style.
by McRibSpecialist February 19, 2022
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Person A: What did you do last night?
Person B: Oh I was up all night Mcribbing my Youth Pastor’s daughter
Person B: Oh I was up all night Mcribbing my Youth Pastor’s daughter
by DaddysDingers October 30, 2020
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