Diabeetus McFlurry

A McFlurry with all the flavors combined as well as fudge and caramel mixed in. Strawberry sauce can be added too, if you're feelin' a little adventurous.

I got a McGangBang for dinner and a Diabeetus McFlurry for dessert. A truly delicious combination.

by MCWEEWEEE July 20, 2018

janboe mcflurry

A culmination of multiple skills from a large mysterious set as dubbed the 'Janboe'. The 'Mcflurry' part only ensues once a janboe mcflurry is able to complete whatever mission he or she was assigned to, via video-games, workplace, et cetera, one proceeds to indulge themselves to a McDonalds mcflurry, or any other delicious diary treat.

1: That guy completed his work within hours? Seriously?
2: Yeah, the manager dubbed him a janboe mcflurry
1: That explains the mcflurry

by halo upon payload July 28, 2018

penis Mcflurry

a complete idiot; waste of time

'You are such a penis McFlurry"

by Jessica and Christopher Judd October 26, 2007

steph curry mcflurry

A McDonald's McFlurry with a shit ton of Xanax and cough syrup and other drugs.

Hear yall have been jonesin for my Steph Curry McFlurry.

by RhinestoneLeprechaun March 26, 2017

Kenyan McFlurry

The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)

Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"

by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010

McFlurry

McFlurry: the act of defecating on ones chest, then rubbing assorted Mn'Ms into it

C Jay gave Shannon a McFlurry last night...

That's disgusting...

by sanzo4297 August 24, 2011

Dirty McFlurry

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.

Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...

by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019