Choch McMuffin

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.

That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.

by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017

egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

by Dan September 29, 2003

cunt mcmuffin

a word used to describe a cunt-like person, has more effect when the person is slightly obese.

also something you wouldnt mind eating as long as it wasnt beat.

female - "you have a small penis"

male - "hey, fuck you! you cunt mcmuffin"

by Davey Mother Fucking Crockett March 2, 2007

fluffy mcmuffin

an adorable fluffy cat that is cute enough to eat!

Fluffy mcMuffin is so cute that i could eat him up!

by sarah106 March 31, 2010

egg mcmuffin

3 odd coasters held together with cheese

Egg mcmuffins? Coasters? The secret is cheese.

by poochie March 8, 2004

Slutty McMuffin

My sexy ass wife

There’s my slutty McMuffin! Come to daddy

by Z-diddy58 June 13, 2019

Leg McMuffin

Slang for Vagina. Just a play on words but since legs look like arches when you are eating it makes great sense.

I can't wait to get home and pull the wrapper off of my girls Leg McMuffin.

by elementalsigil November 13, 2013