An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"
by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003
Get the Scruff McGruff mug.Noun. Generic last name for someone (male or female) who is all fluff and no real substance. Does not live up to expectations or promises. Like a real mickey D's Mcmuffin… looks good, seems good, and maybe even smells good but nothing "good" is there in reality. All fluff and no substance.
Can also be used as an adjective i.e. "mcmuffined"
Can also be used as an adjective i.e. "mcmuffined"
Yup, Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again even though he told us all last week he would.
Man that chick is a real mcmuffin, never gets back to me even tough she said she would
Man that chick is a real mcmuffin, never gets back to me even tough she said she would
by disgruntledfm November 18, 2015
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Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.
by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011
Get the Slap your McMuffin mug.The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.
I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?
by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009
Get the McMuff Diving mug.The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.
by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012
Get the Egg McMuffin mug.When a mcdonalds worker gives you a mcmuffin but forgets to put anything on the inside resulting in just 2 tiny ass muffin buns
by Tsidders June 28, 2009
Get the Mcnuffin mug.A guy that Hangs out at Old #3 in Roslyn, WA trying to get young guys to go to the bathroom with him.
You want to go McGruff in the bathroom
by Baller42o May 26, 2009
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