Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

Next level Mahoney logic by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

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mahoney

Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.

That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.

mahoney by hesKEET May 14, 2006

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dirty mahoney

The act of teabaggin a girl (preferably passed out)...nuts on mouth, and sitting full force on her face stuffing her nose into ure asshole

I brought that bitch back to my house and gave her the dirty mahoney.

dirty mahoney by adam krej January 29, 2008

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phoney mahoney

A term that means "Fake Irish" or "Wannabe Irish" concering and person who wants to be Irish but is not or an american bar that wants to be like an irish pub but is not. It is made up of the two word "Phony" which means fake and "Mahoney" which is a common Irish last name.

Man: That american pub on the up the street is such a Phoney Mahoney!

phoney mahoney by Popgun129 March 12, 2005