Matt Mazza is a term used to express one's fatness(also known as a Mazza). Matt Mazza is a fat fuck who eats linguini and stays on play station all day. Which is why people use his name as the definition.
by TookaTooka May 13, 2015
This term, mazza balls, was coined approximately in the 12th century BC when a Persian invader exclaimed "Look at his mazza balls" to describe an Islamic man's hairy testicles. This term refers to extremely hairy male genitalia, which tends to be associated with Islamic/Hasidic/Jewish males.
by Andy Willy Fishy February 2, 2009
A pussy.
by Smelly Shit January 9, 2018
Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 4, 2021