mapophelia

Feeling sexual pleasure from reading or looking at a map or a GPS.

“That map from Dora is kinda hot tbh”
“Derek, that’s your mapophelia talking.”
“IT IS THO!”

by Sage Green June 16, 2022

aliff mahpop

A awesome, amazing, brilliant kind of person who can change the world to a better place. A person who very limited in the world.

One of human who can change the world, he's Aliff Mahpop.

by Umar Abd Aziz December 28, 2017

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Maypo

Maypo is a term for a video gamer who while playing multi-player games where one team opposes another in simulated warfare/combat, camps by the enemies spawn site for easy kills (spawn-camps) giving the enemy no chance at victory.

For example: While playing Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare multi-player online on a video game console, a Maypo would be hiding out of site behind an enemies spawn site killing the enemy as they spawn giving the enemy no chance of victory.

by Morgazm703 May 12, 2009