MayheM

The original black metal band. Formed by Euronymous, the greatest black metal guitarist ever to scar the eardrums. Their 1993 debut, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, is one ov the greatest metal albums ever recorded. They are also the most satanic and..."Necro"...band to ever walk the earth. In fact, only four out of the nine people to have ever played in MayheM are completely sane. NECRO AS FUCK!!! IN FACT, their first vocalist, Dead, committed suicide, and Euronymous made necklaces out ov his skull. it is also rumored that he made a stew from Dead's brains. AND, finally to top it all off, their session bassist for DMDS, Varg Vikernes, hated Euronymous so much that he killed him. Yeah, thats right. The bassist who played on an album killed the guitarist on the same album. Now THAT'S what I call evil!

Forrest Gump: MayheM are the most awesome black metal band ever, and that's all I've got to say about that.

by Thrasher13 July 20, 2009

mayhemic

Describing a situation or place that is busy, messy, crowded, chaotic, in state of mayhem or confusion.

I went shopping and it was so mayhemic.

by wolis January 7, 2005

Mayheming

Similar to the concept of tebowing, except influenced by Allstate's Mayhem commercials. Mayheming can be done on photoshop or in a live situation.

In his Mayheming photograph he did a hot babe out jogging pose in front of a fire.

by Mayhem Fan December 30, 2011

mayhem

A violent black metal band.The original members (dead and euronymous)are dead.Some people say that if it was not for the murder and other crimes they would not be known.This is wrong of course they have talent!Other people say that the current line up is not the real mayhem.Bah please tell me that GDOW is not real mayhem!Fuck off to all nay-sayers mayhem rules if you dont like mayhem then go away and pleasure yourself with your grandma's dildo little faggot's

Hail dead,Hail euronymous,Hail MayheM,Death to count grishnackh!

by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006

mayhem

Kenneth and William own this skateteam
A.k.A the twins
good ass skate team

yo brotha did u see that guy from mayhem bust out that 360 variel flip??

by brugge April 23, 2005

mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!

omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

by scottishchihuahua888 January 14, 2011

Sonic Mayhem

<b>The best producer of game music.</b>

"God, Sonic Mayhem's stuff in Quake 3 totally owns".

by Luke April 2, 2003