May 2nd 

A handsome/beautiful person is born on this day. They are very smart, Creative, cautious but have adventurous souls plus are brave of choices in life

Eric: Yo look it's Rupert He is born on May 2nd and he is one of the smartest, best looking and more
Sally: I would love to date him.

May 2nd by ReconANBUBLACKOP235 December 12, 2021

May 2nd 

National let your best friend suck your boobs when you're walking home day

Hey can I suck you boobies?
Why?
It's May 2nd.

May 2nd by I eat balls toilet paper May 1, 2022

May 2nd 

May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day

Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd

May 2nd by Layy😘👍 May 2, 2022

may 2nd 

May 2nd is National Cut every mans Hand off Day! If a man touches you just grab your handy dandy knife and chop it off(: don’t worry about the cops because if it’s a man, CHOP IT OFF😫

girl: please don’t touch me, it’s may 2nd.
guy: or what babe😉
girl: *chops hand off*

may 2nd by femalecock on tiktok😉 April 12, 2021

May 2nd 

Meg's birthday :0. The day Mae Mae slams her dick into the fridge the many times of her age.

Uh oh. Its May 2nd, Meg's about to slam her dick in the fridge door 14 times

May 2nd by Mae 🌻 October 16, 2019

May 2nd 

This is a day where only one person matters. You don’t if you’re birthday is on this day. Sucks to stuck

Today is May 2nd

May 2nd by Yule face October 27, 2019

May 2nd 

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

May 2nd by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020